The Art of Licking Puss, By Pus Tzu
ive licked a few fajinas in my life, and ive made m own decisions pus tzu, im just curious, what age of the female species did you see as the best age to lick? right now im thinking somewhere between 17 and 3 months and 17 and 11 months

First of all, I would like to thank-you for your courage in asking this question. This is one of the more popular questions I have been asked my pussy-licking career.

For the beneficial education for yourself, and the rest of my devoted readers on other un-mentioned sites, I have put countless hours of theoretical and physical research into this topic.

There is a common misconception that women are like fine wines in that they improve with age.  If this were the case, I would have no hesitation in spending my nights at the local retirement village, trying to go down on someone’s grandma.  THAT awkward experience got me a night in the local cop shop.  Not advisable. 

I have found that a night out on the town can lead to meeting many women, sometimes as young as 16, sometimes as old as 55.  This has enabled me to conduct my research across a wide variety of test subjects.

I have come to the conclusion that age is not necessarily the definitive factor in finding the right pussy to lick.  In fact, it depends on how many cocks it has taken in its lifetime. 

Granted, once a woman passes 35 years of age, her desire to stay ‘clean’ becomes a little less important, hence a sour-puss.  So, in that way, age is a big thing. 

Lemonlimeandscotty, I would agree in the vicinity that you have provided 17/3 - 17/11.

I would even go as far as 16y/6m through to 19y/6m

Teens are the way to go.

Thank you again for your question,

Pus Tzu

Poppin’ the bloggin’ cherry

Hi and thanks for stopping by. 

Contrary to many beliefs this blog is not, in fact, intended to portray the love and devotion that us as humans show to our pet cats.  Nor, is it a blog describing the act of cats ‘grooming’ themselves.


This is a blog about the licking of a vagina. 

I would like to take this time to introduce myself, however, I will not.  Instead, I will allow the sixty-four-thousand-dollar question to remain in play. 

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No matter how you say it, it will never portray a tasty treat.  So, why is it that us men, and some of the ladies, enjoy plummeting head first into the ‘tunnel of love’?

Follow us on a journey.  A journey that will tentatively caress and corrupt your wildest, most awkward imaginations ever.

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.
The Wisdom of Confucius